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23 Feb, 2007

10 Lies VC’s Know You Are Telling

Posted by: Jason Drohn In: business building 101

There are some things you say to a potential investor, and some things you don’t. By investor, I mean anyone who you are looking for help from.

This includes, banks, consultants, advisors, and even potential partners and employees.

Guy Kawasaki wrote a great list on Entrepreneur.com about things you should never tell an investor. Some of them are common sense, but important nonetheless.

10 Lies VC’s Know About:

  1. “Our projections are conservative.”
  2. “(Big name research firm) says our market will be $50 billion in 2010.”
  3. “(Big name company) is going to sign our purchase order next week.”
  4. “Key employees are set to join us as soon as we get funded.”
  5. “No one else is doing what we’re doing.”
  6. “No one else can do what we are doing.”
  7. “Hurry, because several other VC firms are interested.”
  8. “Oracle is too big/dumb/slow to be a threat to us.”
  9. “We have a proven management team.”
  10. “All we have to do is get 1 percent of the market.”

I know that in hearing different entrepreneurs pitch their business ideas (as a consultant), I hear a few of them pretty regularly. The most common being number 10.

When a entrepreneur says that single statement, a noticeable shudder goes through the crowd. In fact, if you ever hear someone say that, immediately take a look at the investor.. It is pretty funny.

For more info and explanation, check out entrepreneur.com.

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6 Responses to "10 Lies VC’s Know You Are Telling"

1 | Guy Kawasaki

February 23rd, 2007 at 11:15 pm

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Thanks for the plug! For even more lies, check this out:

http://blog.guykawasaki.com/lies/index.html

Guy

2 | Jason Drohn

February 24th, 2007 at 7:50 am

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No problem Guy! Thanks for visiting the site!

It is a great topic because your list really does kill a potential investor’s thoughts of funding a business..

3 | Garry Conn

February 25th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

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What advise can you give to people who are seeking investors?

There are some things you say to a potential investor, and some things you don’t.

We have a few of the things that point people in the direction of what not to say. What advise can you give us if we are in a situation where we need to seek funding? If you could create a little cheat sheet, guide, or reference of things that you want to point out about your project, idea, business. That would be great!

Garry

4 | Empresas Peruanas

February 26th, 2007 at 11:25 pm

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I’m a bit perplexed by why number 10 doesn’t work… can you elaborate a bit on it? Thanks.

5 | Jason Drohn

February 27th, 2007 at 6:54 am

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Hi Empresas,

Number 10 doesn’t work for two reasons, really. First a VC will think that after you get one percent of the market you will be satisfied when you should be increasing that market share. And secondly, VC’s will think that you were too lazy to do your research thoroughly.

For example, say I was to release a blogging widget. I approach a VC saying I only needed 1% of the blogospere to include my widget on their blog to be successful. That VC will assume I ‘only want 1% of the market.’

I hope that helps a bit :0)

6 | Empresas Peruanas

February 27th, 2007 at 9:55 am

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Ok, so basically it’s because they are under the assumption you’ll *only* go for that 1% and not the whole thing, right? The thing is, (IMO) I’d prefer someone who was honest to say he places his target goal at 1%, (which later on can be raised), versus someone who offers me that he’ll get me 20-50 or even 100% market share with his widget/enterprise/project. Of course my guess is it all depends on how he pitches it… ;)

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