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Grad School – Cold Calling 502

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Cold Calling TipsFor most people, cold calling ranks right up there with root canals on the pleasure scale. That is, down the stairs, past the sub-basement, and so far down that you can actually hear the screams of former evil do-ers. Interestingly enough, right next to that is digging post holes in the sun-baked hard clay earth with a post hole digger because you are too cheap to rent the big power corkscrew thing that professionals use to dig holes because, well…it’s only three holes and how hard can it be? After a day of digging, compare notes with the root canal guy and you’ll both be barely moving testaments to pain and death wishes.

Show up the next day to dig holes and it will only get worse. Your hands, already raw from yesterday’s abuse, will tighten in agony. However, if you keep showing up something happens. Your hands develop calluses to protect themselves. The point here is not for me to have a chance to complain again about the whole post hole thing, but that in some cases (not the root canal, though) doing something painful and unpleasant enough times can actually lead to it becoming less unpleasant. Don’t get me wrong, slamming two poles with metal chunks on the ends into the ground over and over again will never be fun, but it will get better. Which brings us back to cold calling.

I Suck

One of the main issues people have with cold calling is that somewhere inside they know that they HATE to be the person on the other end of that call. The truth is, it wasn’t always that way. Once upon a time the supply manager of a company could expect an occasional call from a competitor of the company he bought office supplies from. This call was generally pleasant and often helpful. Then, things changed.

There is a great Saturday Night Live sketch about a talk show. The topic is: “People Who Ruined It for Everybody.” On the show is the guy who started killing hitchhikers, the woman who started tampering with Halloween candy, and I don’t remember who the third guy was. For our purposes, the third guy is the guy who started calling everybody whether they needed his product or not and then wouldn’t listen to them when they said no.

Take our supply manager, for example. Back in the day he got calls from the other office supply companies in the area, probably two or three of them. Those supply companies only called the supply manager and they only called every quarter or so. No big deal. Then Mr. Jerkin became an office supply salesman. Mr. Jerkin decided that he wouldn’t just call the supply manager, but he would also call his boss, and his boss, and his boss. Not only that, he figured the accounting manager needed office supplies and who cares if the company has a policy that only the supply manager can buy office supplies. And, you know, just because that flower shop doesn’t have a desk or copier in the whole building doesn’t mean they shouldn’t hear about great office supply deals too!

Cold calling is the father of Spam (the assistant is the original spam filter). Instead of doing research and making sure his calls actually had the potential to be helpful to the people he called, Mr. Jerkin ran down Selfish Boulevard without any thought for the people he was calling. Just like a helpful unsolicited email is welcome, a helpful unsolicited call can be welcome too.

Unfortunately Mr. Jerkin made some sales. Some of the sales were because if you throw a hundred darts chances are one of them will hit, and other sales were from people who just bought something so he would go away (which is like feeding a stray dog.) Some people took notice and asked Mr. Jerkin for his secrets. As guys like Mr. Jerkin got promoted these tactics became standard policy.

I Don’t Suck

Ok, here is the deal. Just like in college, the things you learned in undergraduate school are not the things you should be using now that you are a professional. In Physics 101 you learned that F = ma (force = mass X acceleration). That is true, but if you try and launch rockets with that, please launch them over unpopulated areas, because out in the real world there are things like friction, and wind, and air resistance, and heat expansion, and…

Back in Cold Calling 101 you learned: everyone is a prospect, never hang up until the person has said no at least three times (or God, forbid, more), use a script so you know exactly what to say, and make 300 dials per day. These techniques might get you some sales, but they won’t get you great clients. They teach this junk because it is easier than teaching someone how to actually make an intelligent call. If you are cold calling according to the above plan, you are cannon fodder, my friend. Start looking for better opportunities.

Professional Calling

Here in graduate school it’s time to learn the professional techniques:
1) No means No (you’ve heard this somewhere else, and it’s true in calling too.)
2) Only call people who you want as clients AND who might want to be your clients if they knew about you.
3) Do not use a script! Have a CONVERSATION with the people you call. Hear what they are saying so you know what they need.
4) Don’t try and get around the assistant. Ask for voicemail. If he won’t even do that, call after hours and leave voicemail. If someone is determined not to talk to you then calling isn’t the way to reach them.

Cold Calling Plan

Ok, here is the cold calling plan for business majors.

Cliff Notes Version:
1) Build your list.
2) Make 10 to 20 calls per day
3) Call One – Introduce self; ask for chance to do business
4) Call Two – Ask if there is formal process for reviewing new business partners
5) Call Three – Self Invite
6) Call Four – Extend Invite
7) Call Five – “Five is Right Out!”

First, build your list. Your list comes from your own research. Buying lead lists is dumb. If you have extra money that you would like to get rid without getting any value in return, email me and I’ll send you whatever size box you need to mail it to me. Start with your business journal web site. Here in Denver it’s the Denver Business Journal. There is something like that in every major city. They all have a “book of lists” that usually you can get parts of online. If you need more, buy it, or head to the library and photocopy the pages you need. Look for companies that might need what you offer. Call the main number and ask for “the person who handles your widgets.” When they tell you who it is get a direct number. If they won’t give you one, call after hours and see if the voicemail system offers you a chance to look them up by name. It will probably tell you their extension.

A quick word about messages: Always leave a message. It is one of the differences between a professional contacting another professional, and a dial monkey calling number 213. People always worry about what to say in their message. Got an elevator pitch? The length of a voicemail message is about the same as an elevator ride.

Don’t try and call 300 people a day. Unless you are brand new to the business and you must get tons of new clients right away, limit your cold calling to just 10 or 20 a day. After all, if you are calling only the people you can provide value to, your list won’t be that long anyway. Part of the big numbers of cold calling is that dozens or even hundreds of your calls are throw aways because there is no chance those people will become clients. If you are new, then feel free to go with a bigger number. Since you don’t have clients, you will have more time to research new prospects and therefore should be able to generate a bigger list. Once you start getting clients you will be taking care of them and won’t have so much time for calling.

Fewer calls reduces the pain of cold calling and ensures that you won’t sound like a robot when making your 382nd call. Sitting down and looking at tic sheet with 300 marks on it makes you want to see if the highest windows open…just out of curiosity. Sitting down with 15 numbers shouldn’t be tough.

The Calls

Some people are tone deaf. They just can’t hear certain sounds. Cold Callers are no deaf. They can’t hear the word no. I don’t know what it is like in the mass marketing call centers where they sell Time Magazine subscriptions, but I know that if you call another professional and ignore him when he says no, you can kiss your sale good-bye, along with his respect. You aren’t calling little old ladies about T.V. Guide. Act like it.

So, what should a cold call be like?

  • 1st Call — When you call be polite, friendly, and tell them what you do. Then ask if they could use that service. Most likely they will say no. Ask them (without sounding like you didn’t hear them say no) if it is something the never need or if they just don’t need it now. If they just don’t need it now ask,

Would you mind if I sent you my business card and a one-pager? Do me a favor and throw my card in your Rolodex or whatever you use and that way you have it if you need widgets.

Don’t bother asking if you can follow up. Time your follow ups to your product’s sales cycle. If they aren’t buying now but might be next month, call next month. If you sell full-sized nuclear reactors a call once a year is probably sufficient. (Oh, and the Justice Department is on line 2.)

  • 2nd Call – If you got a favorable reaction to your first call then just call back and talk to them. Remind them you called before and see where it leads. If you did not get a favorable reaction to your first call then it’s time for a new track. This time, ask if their company has a formal process for reviewing new vendors. If they say yes, then get the details and apply. Chances are they will say no. Then ask how do they review vendors. Chances are they will say something like, “Well, I handle that but…” In which case you say, “Ok, is there a way I can setup a time to meet with you so you can review our company…” They may also say, “Oh, actually Bob does that.” If so get Bob’s number. See, using the undergraduate method would have you getting hung up on every week and never even knowing you are calling the wrong guy.
  • 3rd Call – If you got nowhere with the first two calls it is time for a self-invite. In your personal life inviting yourself is bad manners. Is business, not so much. During this call, don’t ask for business, and don’t talk product. Say something like,

Hi, my name is Bob, I’m with Bob’s Awesome Widgets, and I was wondering if I could get on your calendar in the next week or two for fifteen minutes just to see if what you guys do there is a good fit for our product. I’ll even bring coffee.

The goal here is to turn from a cold call, “Hi, buy something” to a meeting request, “Hi, can I meet with you next Thursday.” Frankly, you haven’t been a pushy telemarketer since call one, but he may not see that, so this is your next move. If they have an assistant, don’t even ask for the prospect. Try, “Hi, this is Bob with Bob’s Awesome Widgets. I wanted to see if I can get on Dave’s calendar next week, how does he look?” If the assistant gets you on the schedule, you don’t have to worry about Dave saying no.

  • 4th Call – If any of your previous three calls have met with success or even a friendly tone, try and pick that back up when you call. Remind them about your previous conversations (only the good ones) and see where it goes. If not, then its time for making an invitation. Acknowledge that the person hasn’t been interested in speaking with you before, and that is fine, but you have an event/seminar/whatever that you think they might be interested in. Something like,

Hi, Dave, it’s Bob. I know we haven’t really been able to talk about Bob’s Awesome Widgets and I understand you are very busy. But, there is a small business seminar from the guys at Impressive Speakers next Thursday and I’ve got an extra ticket, but my partner can’t make it. I thought it might be a good way for you and me to meet face to face, while still making sure you are getting good use out of your time. No big thing, I can meet you there and I’ll bring Starbucks (or local brand coffee). What do you think?

The hope here is that Dave thinks that it would be worth his time to attend the event. The fact that you will be there is just secondary. This way, Dave isn’t saying yes to you, he’s saying yes to a valuable training opportunity. Obviously, the only chance for success here is to pick an event that presents value to Dave. Also, since there may be some expense involved, make sure Dave is a high priority prospect. Otherwise, it’s time for “so long.”

If Dave shows no interest at this point it is time to end it. You aren’t asking the prom queen out, you are a professional and your time is valuable. Make sure Dave knows you are ending it,

Ok, well, thanks for your time Dave. It seems like there just isn’t anything we can do for you right now. I don’t want to be a pest or anything, so if you do ever need anything, give me a call; otherwise maybe I’ll see you around sometime.

It probably won’t matter, but it might prompt him to either suggest a future contact, “You know if you want to give me a call next November, that’s when we set the budget…” or he might ask for your contact info so he can keep it on file. If so, great, but either way do not move him back onto your calling list. A kiss on the cheek after getting dumped doesn’t mean you are getting back together.

  • 5th Call – “The number of the calling shall be four. Thou shalt not count three, excepting that you then proceed to four. Five is Right Out!” — There is no fifth call. Bluer waters demand your attention. Get over there and fish.

You’ll find that if you shift your cold calling efforts to a method like this one you will actually get similar results to your multimillion dials technique. The reason is simple. With the standard Smile and Dial system you are inadvertently building up a list with hundreds or thousands of calls that are doomed to failure. Calling people who will never use your service wastes hundreds of dials. Continuing to call people who had no interest wastes even more dials. Honestly, have you ever said yes to anything after turning it down four times? Even worse, since traditional cold calling means never taking anyone off your list, every day you are building up more wasted dials. Your list could contain fifty people getting their fifteenth call in just weeks. Imagine how many of those will be on there after a few months.

Do It. Do it.

Now, get back to work. Today, build a list, no calls. Tomorrow call the 10 best prospects on that list and work your way up to 20 dials a day. In a month you’ll have a new client. If not, re-evaluate your lists and your calling technique. Remember, friendly and helpful, not scripted. If after two months you still don’t have any sales it is time to honestly evaluate whether calling is a viable strategy for your product. It isn’t the right strategy for all products. Can you imagine getting a cold call to buy a refrigerator? If cold calling isn’t right for your product, move on to the next strategies. After all, if your service and product are great, people will want them.

Good Luck.

Getting New Clients 501 (Grad School Version)

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Business People NetworkingAs a business consultant I like to help others in business develop important skill sets. Although, as of late, most of my business in this arena has come from evaluating the training programs of others for my clients. Truthfully, a great deal of these programs are not very good. I think that they know this, which explains the high amount of fluff and splash that I end up seeing in them. Then again, maybe it is because too many companies assume their employees need the 101 level training (which may explain why my training doesn’t get as many takers as it is decidedly NOT 101 level.) So, here is the short-short version of Getting New Clients Graduate School Level.

That Is All There Is

There are exactly four ways to get new clients.

1) Cold Calling

2) Mail – Regular Mail and Email

3) Networking – Online and Offline

4) Reverse Cold Calling

That’s it. Now that we are focused, let’s break it down a little bit before moving onto the How and Why.

1) Cold Calling – Don’t let a narrow definition throw you off. Cold Calling is any form of contacting someone with whom you have no previous relationship in an effort to get a conversation with them so you can get something from them (a sale, a recommendation). Note the difference between Mail. With Mail, your goal is not to get a conversation, it is to get someone to respond to your “Call To Action,” which may include a phone call, but notice the difference between trying to “speak” with Mr. Jones even if that would be electronically. (Yes, you could argue with me here, but let’s skip that for the time being. If your goal is a two-way communication with a stranger, then it’s cold calling.)

2) Mail – Whether electronic or old-fashion paper or postcard or gift, the goal of mail is to provoke the receiver of your mail into taking some sort of action that YOU REQUEST. Your mail is a failure before you send it if it does not contain a request (whether explicit or implicit.)

There was a great post here on JDsBlog about Sales Letters.

3) Networking – When you establish contacts with the ultimate goal of sales, but with the original goal of simply creating a favorable association with another person or company then you are networking. Along with the age old techniques of Rotary, or Elks Club, are online variations including email dialogs, forum participation, social networking sites and the like. The major difference between networking and the first two techniques is the Time To Sale which can be days, weeks, months, or never and your networking can still be considered successful.

4) Referrals – When satisfied customers recommend you to their friends and family, you not only have your best shot at acquiring a new customer or client, but you also receive a great compliment. Many marketing and sales training programs focus here and for good reason. However, many try to ignore the white elephant: You cannot get referrals until you have clients. Shoot for a referral based business, but do not be blinded by the fact that this cannot be step 1.

5) Reverse Cold Calling – Once upon a time in a land far far away, I worked for a major wire house. A hands off, light management style was coupled with the expectation that you build your own client list with no help from the firm other than what it provided in the way of name recognition and brand value. They never once used the words: cold calling. Yet, there we were, those of us hired in the last year sitting in a conference room or in our cubicles calling doctors, lawyers, business owners, executives or anyone else we thought might have money. One day while I was reading the newspaper a colleague asked what I was doing and I joked that I was “Reverse Cold Calling.” I’ve loved the idea ever since.

Normal Cold Calling is when you call someone you’ve never done business with in order to ask for their business. Reverse Cold Calling is when someone else calls you in order to offer you their business. Reverse Cold Calling is the holy grail of marketing and sales. You sit at your desk and the customers come to you. This technique works far better in some businesses than others. When evaluating this technique, think about the Phone Book. There are some things people commonly look for this way (plumbers, lawn care, pizza, hair care). There are some things for which just looking in the phone book is ludicrous (doctors, financial planners, engineers). However, with the right techniques you can develop this most blessed method of client acquisition for your business.

Missing Anything?

If you think in broad terms, you’ll notice that pretty much any direct activity you can think of to generate new clients falls into one of these categories. (Advertising is indirect activity.) All that time you spend at the Chamber of Commerce meetings? Networking. Emailing other bloggers to mention or link to your blog? Cold Calling. Spending hours on Facebook? Networking. Mailing invitations to a seminar? Mail. Taking a client and three of his friends golfing? Referrals.

Next we’ll go into each of these five methods and how to use them. Most importantly we’ll look at how to develop them and where they fit in with your business. We’ll start with the dreaded cold calling in the next post.

Can you think of other direct action activities that you use to generate clients?

Do you have a favorite method or technique?

Email me or leave a comment and we’ll incorporate your ideas.

Too Many Ideas – Too Little Time

Monday, April 7th, 2008

To do time managementSunday morning and it’s 6:00am. No alarm is set and the baby is still sound asleep. Still, I wake up and my head is buzzing. First to mind pop in a few tasks that I didn’t get to last week that I wanted to. My mind races over when I can squeeze them in for the upcoming week. Then, it happens. I get an idea. First one, then another and another. By 6:15am I know there is no way I will ever fall back asleep. I grab the first clothes I can find in the dark, head down the hall and fire up the computer. While it boots up, I pull out a notebook and start scribbling down the various ideas as fast as I can. Twenty minutes later, I’m registering domain names, picking templates, trying to find that article on something called Blueprint, which is kind of a pre-setup template for CSS that you can use to quickly build website, once you understand it that is. My blood is pumping through my veins and when the baby cries out at 8:20am, I’m stunned at the amount of time that has gone by. This is why I am in business for myself. This is why I work from home and eat away at my savings while I build up a client list. As I lift my baby up from her crib I remember, “I still don’t know what the hell Twitter is for, or why anyone cares.” (I read lots of blogs and SEO type stuff, and those guys love Twitter for helping to build traffic.)

It’s Work, But It’s Not WORK
Time management is all about doing the right things at the right time. It sounds easy but everyone, entrepreneur or not, wages a daily battle at getting it just right. There are hundreds or even thousands of systems out there. Each of those systems has a hundred products you can buy or forms you can download or programs you can run. The problem is always comes down to prioritizing. In business you should always have more to do than you can get done. Otherwise, you are either magnificently successful and improving is just so very difficult, or you aren’t trying to improve. So, how do you decide what to do now?

As a freelance writer and business consultant every day is filled with possibilities. Among those possibilities almost all of them can be considered “work” and that is a poison tipped dart ready to fire at the person who tries to take the golden idol off the pedestal. My greatest talent in life has always been procrastination. I could be the world’s foremost procrastinator if I applied myself (assuming I ever got around to it.) Let’s be clear, being late, and missing deadlines is NOT procrastination. That is a whole different thing. True procrastination means on-time completion–BARELY on time.

The problem is procrastination doesn’t pay well, and it is stressful. Racing on Friday afternoon to complete a two-week project before 5:00pm and knowing that it simply cannot be done in the twenty minutes you have left is stressing. You’ll yell at your spouse or significant other when they call to say “Hi” because you don’t have time to stop and say, “Hi.” You’ll bounce your legs instead of “wasting” time going to the bathroom, and you’ll swallow harder to avoid getting up to get something to drink. (which would only lead to more wasted time in the bathroom anyway.) This is no way to run a railroad. So we need a system.

If you are a real procrastinator, sending you out to buy a book or read another web site would be like a doctor telling a cancer patient to start smoking before sex in addition to after. With a nine page technical whitepaper due tomorrow afternoon you would be at Barnes & Noble looking for the book instead of working on the whitepaper. (“But this is important too.) Tomorrow morning you would be setting up your ninety-one file folders or whatever until you looked up at the clock and saw you only had forty-five minutes left. No, instead I’m going to break it down, entrepreneur style.

First, forget about what is and is not work. If you love what you do (and if you are running your own business I hope that you do) then the line between work and not work is blurry anyway. If I had a nickel for every time someone met me at Starbucks while I was furiously typing away on my laptop and said “Oh, if you’re working we don’t have to…” I wouldn’t need any more clients. I love writing. Ideas come to me all day and all night. I can’t wait for my cell phone contract to expire so I can get one with a keyboard so I can write while I wait in line. That means there are all sorts of things I could be writing about instead of working on getting new clients, all of which would be considered “work.” It is way too easy to look yourself in the eye at the end of the day (Warning: Use a mirror) and say “Well, I didn’t get that project done, but I worked hard all day.”

So, here it is. The crash-course do-it-now no-fuss time management system.

First, list five goals to accomplish for the day the night before. Why? Have you ever noticed how you ALWAYS have good intentions when the thing you have to do is far off? No one on a diet ever says “I’m going to eat half a chocolate cake tomorrow afternoon.” They say “Tomorrow, I’m going to eat all vegetables.” It is only with immediacy that the little devil shows up on your shoulder.

Same thing works for business. With a clear head and no work to actual be done right away, your brain will logically choose the best things for your day. So, grab two sheets of paper and a Sharpie. Write down the five things on both pages (you have two of the same page now.) One goes near your workspace so you don’t “forget” anything and the other goes where you end your day: the spot you put down your briefcase, on your dresser, whatever.

What’s the point? No one likes to fail. When you finish your day and look at the five things in big black letters and realize that you didn’t get four of them done, you’ll give yourself a little mental kick in pants. When this happens enough times, you’ll start to look at the clock and see that is after 4:00 and realize you haven’t done anything on the list. For the next twenty minutes, or forty minutes or whatever, you’ll bang away at those five goals just so you can look at the piece of paper with some dignity. It’s still procrastination, but at least you are moving forward on a daily basis.

The second part of the plan is the priority list. Don’t worry; you don’t have to make it. It is the same every day and you already know it, you’ve just been looking for excuses to make a different one. So, print it out, write it down, send yourself the same email every day, whatever works for you.

My Priorities (All Day, Every Day)
1) Get New Clients — No Cheating. Doing things that “help” you get new clients do not count. The only acceptable activities for this priority are calling, meeting, mailing, or emailing. Nothing else counts.

2) Do Two Things to Help Get New Clients — Ok, now you can improve your website, write a new phone script, or update your alumni directory page. You can even figure out Twitter (then email me and let me know).

3) Work On Your Project With the Closest Deadline — No exceptions for being “hard” or “easy”. Work on it before any others.

4) Work On Your Hardest Project — Who cares if it isn’t due for six weeks? If it’s your hardest then you’ll need the time.

5) Work On The Rest of Your Projects — After you put in solid time on the first four, keep working but now you get to go freestyle. Even if you are working on your most fun project first you are still moving ahead. Meanwhile the first four give you the power boost you need to stay caught up.

6) End Your Day — Ending your day when you get ready for bed is not allowed. Again, if your work and your interests and hobbies happen to be the same thing, you can still work on those things. But, make sure that you have a real break that separates your “work day” from the rest of your day. If you are messing around with CSS templates until 3AM, go nuts, but it is important that you have a definitive idea in your mind of when your work responsibility ended and pursuing your interest began.

7) Use a notebook, online list, or planner (I use Zoho Business. I highly recommend it) to dump all of those things that you think about while you are working (or when you wake up early Sunday morning) so that you will remember them. That way, you won’t feel like you have to work on them right now in order to make sure they don’t get lost in the shuffle.

Follow this priority list and your business will work out just fine. The rest of your life is up to you. Go buy one of those books if you want. Either way, your Friday afternoons will be less stressful. Now stop procrastinating and go get some new clients.

How To Stay Motivated By Finding A Business Partner

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Business Buddy - Business PartnerSHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY (Do-doot-do-doot)

This is America, and in America children are taught that they can be anything they want to be if they just WORK HARD. (I was also taught that I would have to “Put my mind to it.”) Too often the promise is lost on the beaches of adulthood swept away by wave after wave cynicism, setbacks, until they reach the purgatory of settling. The inhabitants of that purgatory live by another pseudo-promise, good enough is good enough. But, every once and a while, a flicker of the original accord reaches the surface and people wonder, “What if?”

As a guy who is “in finance” I get random calls from people I haven’t spoken to in years, or even people I’ve never met. (“I work with Charlie and he is friends with Kate from the coffee shop…”) People who have never expressed the slightest interest in starting their own business suddenly approach me with all sorts of questions about starting and running a small business. For the moment that flicker is alive and they don’t want it to go out. Ninety percent of the time that spark comes from the same place, an encounter with a successful business owner. The entrepreneur reminds us of that childhood compact with America, and it looks so much better than purgatory.

Go, Go, Go! … Go, Go! … Go! … No go.

You can spot the potentially successful entrepreneur if you look closely. They don’t necessarily have a BIG IDEA that will make them rich. They don’t even care if it makes them rich. They talk loud and animated. They wave their hands in gestures and they go on and on. They can’t finish. Every time they seem ready to wrap it up, their eyes light back up and their mouth pops open and they say “Oh, and another thing that will…”

In the heady times of plunging ahead with a new venture, it seems that nothing can slow you down. You work your regular 8 to 5 job and then come home and work until 11pm on the new business. You type, draw, design, plan, whatever the steps are. Then, it gets a little harder, and a little harder, and a little harder. If you could just focus on the promise, on the dream, on the goal, you could keep going, but sometimes it just isn’t there and you see the short-term a little more clearly than the long-term.

If this sounds a little bit familiar it should. Whether you’ve tried to lose weight, or just get into better shape, this same thing has happened to you before. At first you went to the gym like clockwork. Then you missed one time, then two. Pretty soon, you are sitting around the table eating Buffalo wings and saying “I haven’t been to the gym in forever.” The solution is so simple (and so effective) you’ll eventually read it in every book, magazine, or website you look at. You need a workout buddy.

The workout buddy is nothing special. She doesn’t have to be more fit than you. She doesn’t have to be more experienced or more successful. She doesn’t even have to be more dedicated. She just has to be there. It’s easy to rationalize your way out of a night at the gym. You worked really hard that day. You need to get the dry cleaning. Someone has to make dinner. But, then you remember, your workout buddy is waiting for you at the gym. Sure, you could call her on your cell phone, but that isn’t very cool. She’s probably already on her way there right now. And so you go.

The funny part is the same thing could be happening with her. She doesn’t want to go. It’s been a rough day, and someone needs to walk the dog, but her workout buddy will be waiting for her, and she just couldn’t do that.

Your Business Buddy

The same solution is a great help to the budding entrepreneur. Connect with someone else who is running their own business. It doesn’t matter if they are “ahead” or “behind” you. Schedule a regular time to get together. Meet at a local Starbucks, order some coffee and swap networking tips, or bring your laptops and edit each others documents, or bounce ideas off of each other. You’ll find that your buddy will motivate you. It’s Tuesday and you meet with your Business Buddy tomorrow. You haven’t really done anything for your business. That will be awkward. So, you jam in ten business calls, update your web page, and send out thirty prospecting cards. Do that every week and success is coming.

The other great thing about your Business Buddy is having a comrade in arms. Just like your Workout Buddy can commiserate over a tough day, so can your Business Buddy. Better yet, your Workout Buddy can celebrate with you in a way no one else can. Ever try and brag about getting to 40 minutes of cardio all 4 days last week to someone who isn’t working out? They usually aren’t very impressed. It can make it seem like no one understands you. Your Business Buddy does the same thing. Your Business Buddy will give you a high-five and say “Way to go,” when you tell him about making 60 prospecting calls on Tuesday. Your Basketball Pool Buddy will say, “Did you get any new clients?” Total downer.

Finding a Business Buddy

Finding a business buddy is easier than you think. In order for your business to be successful, chances are you are going to have to do some networking. Whether you do it online or in person, networking helps you build contacts that will be essential for the success of your business. One of the toughest parts about networking is not coming across to a stranger like you just want something from them. No problem. Ask the successful guy you always have a good laugh with from Rotary if he would be willing to meet you for breakfast (or online) once a month just to go over ideas and notes. Then do it. Don’t hit him up for business or ask for his client list or referrals. Sooner or later, he’ll respect you as a hard working entrepreneur just like himself. Pretty soon he’ll be bouncing ideas off of you. After all, he could probably use a Business Buddy too. And, when that trusted client of his needs someone for an important project he’ll think of you. Now you have two things every entrepreneur needs: A Business Buddy, and someone to network with.

The Truth About Small Business Grants

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Government Grants and Small Business SuccessThinking about getting a government grant as a way to help finance your small business? You aren’t alone. If you watch any T.V. (especially late night T.V.) or do much reading on the Internet sooner or later you will stumble on a tantalizing possibility for the small business owner: government grants. The holy grail of business financing (of any financing, really) a chunk of money that you never have to pay back. What could be better?

I mean really, think about it.  Small business grants and school grants that you never have to pay back!  Federal Grant Money is a great thing…

DO NOT PAY, DO NOT PASS GO

Let me start by saying: DO NOT PAY ANYONE FOR GOVERNMENT GRANT INFORMATION – NEVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER, NEVER! (If you need more reinforcement, copy the NEVER, EVER part and paste it again and again in your favorite text program until it fills the screen. If you still think it might be a good idea to pay for some “inside secrets” then ring your call button and Tommy will come hit you on the head with a tack hammer — 10 bonus points for the movie title.)

ALL government grant information is free to the public. You cannot get anymore information from the private sector. The “secret” is to fully and completely comply with all of the requirements for the grant application. It is harder than it sounds. Anyone selling you a package or subscription or whatever is doing nothing more than repackaging the free information I will show you how to get in this article. There, I just saved you enough money to pay for your subscription to JDsBlog.

Not Easy Money

There isn’t a saying that I know about, so allow me to coin one myself that you may feel free to repeat to infinity. “If there is an infomercial about it, it is probably a scam. ”

The best lies are those with a hint of truth. This allows the true part to be verified. Then through slight of hand and with the help of those precious people born every minute (That one is already a saying. Look under Barnum Bailey.) the true part lends its veracity to the rest of the scam and “Bam!” you’ve got yourself a great scam. (This is also how politicians and political radio and T.V. hosts also operate.)

So, let’s break it down. Yes, Virginia, there is a government. You should be painfully aware of this fact as we head toward April, and doubly so if you are a self-employed. (12.7%? !*#!$^@!) It is also true that this same government does in fact disburse grant money. Further, it is true that some of that grant money goes to businesses. It is again true that some of that money goes to small businesses. Ok. We are done here in the Total-Truth Cafe. Let’s head on over to the Half-Truth Inn.

At Half-Truth Inn, their slogan is “The Government Gives Away Billions of Dollars Each Year”. Of course, here in the Half-Truth Inn only part of any statement is true. In this case, it is true that the government gives away Billions of dollars each year. Too, bad that most of that goes to college students. Ever hear of Pell Grants? Those are government grants; over $15 Billion worth. What about business grants? Again, Billions is right. Exxon, Archer Daniels Midland, ConEd, GM, Tennessee Nuclear Power Authority, ever hear of any of them? They got Billions. How about small businesses? Sure. A good friend of mine owns a small business. He applies for millions of dollars worth of grants each year. He has even received some government grant money for his small business. His secret? Well, he and his partners hold about six or so PhDs among them and they are in Biology and Biochemistry and they still have some ties to the university, and they do research into the right things; sound like your business? Ever see an announcement about $300 million dollars to fight diabetes? Some of that will be research grants.

The Real Story

Across the street is the Hard-Facts Tavern. Let’s get a table. For an appetizer we’ll order off the Small Business Association web site. The Small Business Association (SBA) is a government agency dedicated to helping small businesses and small business owners succeed. Just what the budding entrepreneur needs, a little help from a big friend. Open their homepage http://www.sba.gov/ (the link will open in a new window).

Click where it says: small business grants. Not on there? Maybe they call it something else. Try “Billions in Free Money”. No? How about just “Free Money”? Hmmm…let me check with the manager.

Ah-hah! Here we go (it was on the back of the menu) :

Q-2. How do I get a small business grant?
The U.S. Small Business Administration does not offer grants to start or expand small businesses, although it does offer a wide variety of loan programs. While SBA does offer some grant programs, these are generally designed to expand and enhance organizations that provide small business management, technical, or financial assistance. These grants generally support non-profit organizations, intermediary lending institutions, and state and local governments. For more information, visit our Grants section

Hmmmm. They must be kidding because there are tons of links off of the Grants Page. (Feel free to wander off and explore later, but I’m going to bring it home here in the next paragraph, so stay put for now.)

Time for the main course. Let’s find the government grant we want to order.

Start with the “Business” listings from grants.gov. Not too many there. Maybe if we were a little more specific…

“The Atomic Molecular and Optical Physics program encompasses four sub-areas of this broad discipline: Precision Measurements, Atomic and Molecular Dynamics, Atomic and Molecular Structure, and Optical Physics. Research supported in the first three sub-areas includes activities in quantum control, cooling and trapping of atoms and ions, low-temperature collision dynamics, the collective behavior of atoms in weakly interacting gases (Bose-Einstein Condensates and dilute Fermi degenerate systems), precision measurements of fundamental constants, and the effects of electron correlation on structure and dynamics. In Optical Physics, support is provided in areas such as nonlinear response of isolated atoms to intense, ultra-short electromagnetic fields, the atom-cavity interaction at high fields, and quantum properties of the electromagnetic field.”

Whoa! Too specific, and also, WHAT?!?

Wait, here it is: Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) grants.

Now that ought to do it.

“The Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) program is a highly competitive three-phase award system which provides qualified small business concerns with opportunities to propose innovative ideas that meet the specific research and research and development needs of the Federal Government.”(That is their emphasis, not mine)

Curious about the “specific needs”?

  • Cryogenics for Kilopixel Sensor Arrays
  • Contactless Conductivity Detector for Temperature Gradient Focusing
  • High Spectral Purity, Millimeter-Wavelength (W-band) Oscillator
  • Time Synchronization of Wireless Sensor Networks
  • Multiple Contact Nano-Probes for GHz to THz Electrical and Optical Characterization
  • Barrier Fabrics for Fire Safe Furniture and Mattresses

Eesh! Maybe we don’t want to eat here.

Go For It

Ok, now it seems like I’m bagging on government grants. Sorry, I’m not. It’s great if you can get in on it, but it isn’t the easy river of money some people make it sound like. I should know. I’m a freelance writer and some of my work is writing grant proposals. Generally these gigs start off with gleeful clients because the have FINALLY found a government grant they can apply for. They tend to get grumpier as we go along and I keep coming back and asking for the things the application requires. “But, we don’t have a three-year audited business history…”

The truth is if you are willing to do your research on a regular basis (not just this one time, but monthly or quarterly) you might come across a grant that would fit your business well enough to apply for. But, with dozens of government agencies running dozens of grant programs isn’t easy, and that is just to FIND the grant. Then you have to apply. Here is the 62 page Guide for the Preparation and Submission of NSF (National Science Foundation) Applications via Grants.gov. And, that is just for NSF grants. There are dozens of these things and these are the GENERAL guides, not the actual requirements for specific grants.

As my friend who gets the grant money says, “Anybody can apply for these things so they make it a pain in the a@@ so that they won’t get too many applications.” This is a true statement. The grant process is kept streamlined by quick rejection of most applications via computer. Not registered as a small business in the proper database? Application Rejected by computer before anyone looks at it. Improper attachments? Rejected. And so on. This is why you can make money in grant writing. No one pays you to write the grant, they pay so that you write the grant while complying with all of the tiny details that make it so difficult.

So, you want to try out the government grant route for yourself? Good for you. Adversity should be no barrier to achievement. (I made that one up too! I think I’ll make a poster…) Just make sure you are doing your real work first. This is your spare time project, Skippy, because the odds here are a lot lower than getting out there to do some networking and finding some new clients. Here is where to start off:

Between these 2 sites you’ll find most available government grants:

THE Site: www.zyn.com (Private company tracks and posts government grants)

THE Government Site: www.grants.gov (Official U.S. government grant site; not all agencies use this site)

Other More Specific Sites:

Catalog of Federal Domestic Assistance — Business Programs

afterschool.gov — for running an after school program for children

Stay Away from Google! This is one of those areas where the scammers work triple-overtime to make sure their legitimate-looking-but-completely-garbage websites show up on the top of the results. Take a look and prepare to be bombarded with offers to sell you “Secrets” or “Inside Tips” or whatever. DO NOT PAY FOR ANYTHING!!!! If you do (sucker) expect it to not be anything special.

The truth can be a little bit of a bummer, but despite the fact that the government loves small business (well, supposedly anyway, wait until my next post about the taxes…grumble!) you can’t expect a free handout from the Feds just because you have a small business. Not, at least, until you dish out some bigger campaign contributions (too cynical?)